Joined on: January 11, 2016
I am an exhausted mom with wine stains on my shirts and bags under my eyes, who pretends to be a writer.
Experience As A Mom
I have 3 years' experience as a mom. It doesn't seem like my experience as a mother will end there because my toddler refused to move out. If you need a mom who is bad at her job, call me. I am horrible at mothering. Update: 4 years as a mother now.
Experience As A Catfish
I don't like to brag, so Google and a few blogs can best tell you about this.
Experience As A Heart Surgeon
I spent several hours watching a National Geographic documentary on heart surgeries, with my eyes closed because I was taking a nap. I can now confidently say that I can successfully perform an open heart surgery (with my eyes closed).